I really shouldn’t be laughing this hard!
I really shouldn’t be laughing this hard!
Is this an accurate portrayal of Superwholock or am I barking up the wrong tree?
Um…this couldn’t be more perfect.
I’d say Luna is Homestuck and Ginny is Torchwood and Neville is Merlin, never the popular one but super badass nonetheless
Is Game of Thrones like, Draco, then? Sexy though it shouldn’t be, a little creepy, but alright in the end?
And Glee is Peter Pettigrew, because he started out okay but then things mostly went to shit.
Cabin Pressure is Dobby, because it’s funny as hell and occasionally makes you cry.
The accuracy of everything i just read, though. It hurts.
- david tennant
- says sorry
- 120 times
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
So evil…so funny…
I want her to be my friend.
Wow
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Summer Affirmations from Gillian Jacobs
i don’t know who you are but i would fuck you
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I found a new hobby.
We play this. Its terrible.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN US PLAY THIS. WHY DON’T WE PLAY THIS, TAYMOOR?
WE DO, LIKE ALL THE TIME. HOW DID YOU MISS IT? WE INJURED JOSH.
YOU, SIR, ARE A LIAR. I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS HAPPEN BEFORE.
THIS MUST GO DOWN NEXT SEMESTER.YOU, MA’AM, ARE GOING DOWN.
BRING IT.
TAYMOOR, YOU BASTARD. WHY HAS THIS NOT OCCURRED WHEN WE WERE PRESENT?
BECAUSE LAST TIME YOU WERE PRESENT AND WE PLAYED A ROUGH AND TUMBLE GAME YOU GOT A PVC JAVELIN TO THE THIGH.
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GZA of Wu-Tang Clan to release a science inspired album: “Dark Matter”
the only thing that’s going to be stripped bare is the planets omg
“The only thing that’s going to be stripped bare is the planets.”
Awesome!!! Astrophysics rap!
things I did not know I needed until now
chickens don’t make sense
chiquelibrium
chiquelibrium
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Julio Diaz has a daily routine. Every night, the 31-year-old social worker ends his hour-long subway commute to the Bronx one stop early, just so he can eat at his favorite diner.
But one night last month, as Diaz stepped off the No. 6 train and onto a nearly empty platform, his evening took an unexpected turn.
He was walking toward the stairs when a teenage boy approached and pulled out a knife.
“He wants my money, so I just gave him my wallet and told him, ‘Here you go,’” Diaz says.
As the teen began to walk away, Diaz told him, “Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something. If you’re going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm.”
The would-be robber looked at his would-be victim, “like what’s going on here?” Diaz says. “He asked me, ‘Why are you doing this?’”
Diaz replied: “If you’re willing to risk your freedom for a few dollars, then I guess you must really need the money. I mean, all I wanted to do was get dinner and if you really want to join me … hey, you’re more than welcome.
“You know, I just felt maybe he really needs help,” Diaz says.
Diaz says he and the teen went into the diner and sat in a booth.
“The manager comes by, the dishwashers come by, the waiters come by to say hi,” Diaz says. “The kid was like, ‘You know everybody here. Do you own this place?’”
“No, I just eat here a lot,” Diaz says he told the teen. “He says, ‘But you’re even nice to the dishwasher.’”
Diaz replied, “Well, haven’t you been taught you should be nice to everybody?”
“Yea, but I didn’t think people actually behaved that way,” the teen said.
Diaz asked him what he wanted out of life. “He just had almost a sad face,” Diaz says.
The teen couldn’t answer Diaz — or he didn’t want to.
When the bill arrived, Diaz told the teen, “Look, I guess you’re going to have to pay for this bill ‘cause you have my money and I can’t pay for this. So if you give me my wallet back, I’ll gladly treat you.”
The teen “didn’t even think about it” and returned the wallet, Diaz says. “I gave him $20 … I figure maybe it’ll help him. I don’t know.”
Diaz says he asked for something in return — the teen’s knife — “and he gave it to me.”
Afterward, when Diaz told his mother what happened, she said, “You’re the type of kid that if someone asked you for the time, you gave them your watch.”
“I figure, you know, if you treat people right, you can only hope that they treat you right. It’s as simple as it gets in this complicated world.”
FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED
ALL THE SLOW CLAPS GO TO YOU
Real life Iroh